A Vampire With Social Anxiety

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

New about me post cause I lost the other one:

Name: Brenda

Age: 19 (legit only putting this cause sometimes I interact with blogs that ask for people bellow 18 to DNI)

Nationally: Brazilian

Languages I speak: brazilian portuguese and English

Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic.

Gender: I identify as a cis woman and my pronouns are she/her

I’m also: Autistic level 1, ADHD, and with anxiety and depression. I’m also arachnophobic.

I mostly talk about DnD, my special interest and current hyperfixations, started to talk more about my journey as understanding myself as a neurodivergent person. I reblog a lot of memes. Also rants or vents will be tagged.

I have some short stories written on AO3.

I have a YouTube channel that I haven’t uploaded anything to in six months.

I’m a very open person, so feel free to send me an ask or even a DM if you feel bold (but be respectful and polite. Hateful anons will be ignored).

Like and reblog spamming is appreciated and encouraged. Also, don’t be afraid to tag me in stuff, I will see it eventually (and I’ll answer tag games).

Pinned Post about me page this is like a FAQ but only no one actually asked anything
gravedangerahead
i-am-a-fish

the internet is so cool. I can post something online like

"hey if you're a twink then solve this equation: 4x + 2 = 46"

and inevitably at least ONE twink will find this post and solve for x. it's just a guarantee

goon-incarnate

Hi I'm a Twink, the answer is 11

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i-am-a-fish

we are all connected through this digital space. the assistance of a twink is merely a tumblr post away

not a twink but i did solve the equation and yeah it really is 11
gravedangerahead
hollowboobtheory

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

hollowboobtheory

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

hollowboobtheory

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

unbidden-yidden

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

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weaver-z

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

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Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow